Tag: stories
member name: ~*~Nina~*~ R.
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February 21, 2008 01:40 AM EST --
I just wanted to let everyone know that I might be off of here for a couple of days because I have to have several teeth removed later today! 9 to be exact! I AM TERRIFIED!!!
Right after they . . .
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May 08, 2008 06:40 PM EDT --
I just came up from the basement. The siren went off, and I had to get down two flights of stairs. I could only get one of my doggies down in the basement with me.
I'm back up on the first floor, . . .
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April 15, 2008 06:53 PM EDT --
Dear Gather Friends,
Most of you know the situation with my mother-in-law, Merci. She has stomach cancer. They don't expect her to last more than a week, so my husband and I flew from Ohio . . .
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February 29, 2008 05:13 PM EST --
There are days when I wake up and I'm not feeling horrible,but not great either. I'm unmotivated, but I get upset with myself because Ifeel as though I should be motivated! I go over all of the . . .
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June 10, 2008 12:50 AM EDT --
Well, I was sick for a while, and then I fell down a flight of stairs and broke my ankle! The fall banged up my entire body, including my left- hand, which first gets numb and tingly, and then gets hot . . .
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March 09, 2008 08:43 PM EDT --
I have written before about my mother-in-law who has stage IV stomach cancer.
My husband and I arrived in California this past Friday to visit, help and access the situation.
I was a bit nervous . . .
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March 30, 2008 11:52 PM EDT --
Most of you know that I went to California to spend time with my mother-in-law, Merci, because she has stage IV Stomach cancer. I was also able to visit with my daughter and grandchildren. I was in California . . .
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April 06, 2008 08:51 AM EDT --
There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll . . .
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July 30, 2008 07:56 AM EDT --
I stumbled across this and thought that I would share. I read it over several times, and I feel that it is so true. I think the last line is something to really think about.
Maturity is the . . .
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July 09, 2008 10:29 AM EDT --
• Tech Support: "What version of the Mac OS are you using?"
Customer: "Word 6.0." • Tech Support: "What browser are you using, Netscape or Microsoft?"
Customer: . . .
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February 13, 2008 11:19 AM EST --
This is a photo of me holding my second grand-daughter, and one with me holding her with her big sister looking on! Her big sister thought that it was "her" baby for quite awhile!
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February 24, 2008 11:31 AM EST --
Ok, I am hooked to gather. I mean really hooked! Yesterday I was on all day! I only stopped to eat and go to the bathroom!
There are many times when I fall asleep with my laptop on my lap and my . . .
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February 25, 2008 06:19 AM EST --
In Sunday school, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially interested when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. . . .
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February 25, 2008 10:32 AM EST --
My husband sent this to me in the email and I thought you guys would get a kick out of it!!
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big, burly, . . .
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February 28, 2008 01:25 AM EST --
An old couple goes to the doctor. The old man goes first to have his physical. When the doctor is done with him, he sends the old man back into the waiting room and calls the old woman in.
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February 29, 2008 10:18 AM EST --
Paddy goes to confession and says to the priest, "Bless me father, for I have sinned. It's been three weeks since my last confession, and in that time I have committed the sin of adultery." . . .
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March 15, 2008 04:25 PM EDT --
Two five-year-old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"
"I've been circumcised."
"What's that mean?" . . .
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March 02, 2008 02:12 PM EST --
A local priest and a pastor were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around before it's too late!" and showed it to each . . .
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March 10, 2008 02:12 PM EDT --
I am so upset and stressed out! Most of you know what I'm going through at the moment. I started to post a joke this morning and discover that my previous joke was flagged!
Most of my friends . . .
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March 14, 2008 08:52 PM EDT --
I have been doing some research on image protection, and I finally found something that I can afford!
http://www.protectmyimage.com/
The first 5 images are free. No obligation. Then you can buy . . .
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