Tag: laugh
member name: ~*~Nina~*~ R.
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January 19, 2008 01:29 PM EST --
A man who is an avid golfer finally gets a once-in-a-lifetime chance for an audience with the Pope. After standing in line for hours, he gets to the Pope and says, "Holiness, I have a question that . . .
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April 06, 2008 08:51 AM EDT --
There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll . . .
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January 31, 2008 05:15 PM EST --
A Baptist couple decide that they want to get a dog. As they are walking down the street in town, they notice that a sign in the pet shop is advertising "Christian Puppies." Their interest . . .
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February 03, 2008 07:00 PM EST --
Ok, if you have seen my photos, and read my articles, and jokes, you know that I have a strange sense of humor! My friends know this, and still love me in spite of myself! They know that when I have a . . .
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February 11, 2008 11:01 AM EST --
A poor man walking in the forest feels close enough to God toask, "God, what is a million years to you?"
God replies, "My son, a million years to you is like asecond to . . .
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February 25, 2008 06:19 AM EST --
In Sunday school, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially interested when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. . . .
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February 25, 2008 10:32 AM EST --
My husband sent this to me in the email and I thought you guys would get a kick out of it!!
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big, burly, . . .
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February 28, 2008 01:25 AM EST --
An old couple goes to the doctor. The old man goes first to have his physical. When the doctor is done with him, he sends the old man back into the waiting room and calls the old woman in.
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March 15, 2008 04:25 PM EDT --
Two five-year-old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"
"I've been circumcised."
"What's that mean?" . . .
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March 02, 2008 02:12 PM EST --
A local priest and a pastor were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around before it's too late!" and showed it to each . . .
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March 19, 2008 02:24 AM EDT --
I got this in my email today, and wanted to share with you!
A wife came home just in time to find her husband In bed with another woman.
With super-human strength borne of fury,
She dragged . . .
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March 21, 2008 02:25 AM EDT --
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading the good old US of A, please be advised that henceforth . . .
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West . . .
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March 25, 2008 02:10 AM EDT --
A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it. God says no . . .
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April 04, 2008 10:27 AM EDT --
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and
said, 'I've some bad news.
You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.'
The woman was shocked, . . .
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April 11, 2008 11:08 PM EDT --
When they ask, "Can I talk to you about God?" Reply, "Sure, what would you like to know?"
Answer the door with a bloody knife and say, "I'm sorry, could you come back . . .
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February 19, 2008 12:13 AM EST --
The
Pastor's Ass
The pastorentered his donkey in a race and
it won.
The pastor wasso pleased with the donkey
that heentered . . .
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February 22, 2008 06:56 PM EST --
My cousin sent this to me, and I just had to share!!
A young boy comes down for breakfast.
Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.
"Not yet," . . .
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February 27, 2008 12:03 AM EST --
God says to Adam, "I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?"
Adam says, "Tell me the good news first."
God says, "I'm going . . .
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February 11, 2008 11:28 AM EST --
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you . . .
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February 12, 2008 12:29 PM EST --
Drunken Confession
A drunken man staggered in to a Catholic church and sat down in aconfession box, saying nothing.
The bewildered priest coughed to attract his attention, . . .
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