Tag: humor
member name: ~*~Nina~*~ R.
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January 17, 2008 02:07 PM EST --
Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves.
One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric . . .
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February 25, 2008 06:19 AM EST --
In Sunday school, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially interested when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. . . .
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January 19, 2008 01:29 PM EST --
A man who is an avid golfer finally gets a once-in-a-lifetime chance for an audience with the Pope. After standing in line for hours, he gets to the Pope and says, "Holiness, I have a question that . . .
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April 06, 2008 08:51 AM EDT --
There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll . . .
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March 25, 2008 02:10 AM EDT --
A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it. God says no . . .
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April 04, 2008 10:27 AM EDT --
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and
said, 'I've some bad news.
You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.'
The woman was shocked, . . .
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July 09, 2008 10:29 AM EDT --
• Tech Support: "What version of the Mac OS are you using?"
Customer: "Word 6.0." • Tech Support: "What browser are you using, Netscape or Microsoft?"
Customer: . . .
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January 31, 2008 05:15 PM EST --
A Baptist couple decide that they want to get a dog. As they are walking down the street in town, they notice that a sign in the pet shop is advertising "Christian Puppies." Their interest . . .
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February 03, 2008 07:00 PM EST --
Ok, if you have seen my photos, and read my articles, and jokes, you know that I have a strange sense of humor! My friends know this, and still love me in spite of myself! They know that when I have a . . .
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February 11, 2008 11:01 AM EST --
A poor man walking in the forest feels close enough to God toask, "God, what is a million years to you?"
God replies, "My son, a million years to you is like asecond to . . .
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February 24, 2008 11:31 AM EST --
Ok, I am hooked to gather. I mean really hooked! Yesterday I was on all day! I only stopped to eat and go to the bathroom!
There are many times when I fall asleep with my laptop on my lap and my . . .
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February 25, 2008 10:32 AM EST --
My husband sent this to me in the email and I thought you guys would get a kick out of it!!
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big, burly, . . .
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February 28, 2008 01:25 AM EST --
An old couple goes to the doctor. The old man goes first to have his physical. When the doctor is done with him, he sends the old man back into the waiting room and calls the old woman in.
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March 15, 2008 04:25 PM EDT --
Two five-year-old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"
"I've been circumcised."
"What's that mean?" . . .
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March 02, 2008 02:12 PM EST --
A local priest and a pastor were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around before it's too late!" and showed it to each . . .
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March 10, 2008 02:12 PM EDT --
I am so upset and stressed out! Most of you know what I'm going through at the moment. I started to post a joke this morning and discover that my previous joke was flagged!
Most of my friends . . .
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March 19, 2008 02:24 AM EDT --
I got this in my email today, and wanted to share with you!
A wife came home just in time to find her husband In bed with another woman.
With super-human strength borne of fury,
She dragged . . .
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March 21, 2008 02:25 AM EDT --
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading the good old US of A, please be advised that henceforth . . .
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West . . .
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April 11, 2008 11:08 PM EDT --
When they ask, "Can I talk to you about God?" Reply, "Sure, what would you like to know?"
Answer the door with a bloody knife and say, "I'm sorry, could you come back . . .
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February 26, 2008 09:09 AM EST --
HOW MANY ZEN BUDDHISTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
A: Three. One to change the light bulb, one NOT to change the lightbulb, and one to neither change nor not change . . .
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