Tag: humor
member name: ~*~Nina~*~ R.
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January 17, 2008 02:07 PM EST --
Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves.
One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric . . . more
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April 06, 2008 08:51 AM EDT --
There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll . . . more
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February 25, 2008 06:19 AM EST --
In Sunday school, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially interested when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. . . . more
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March 25, 2008 02:10 AM EDT --
A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it. God says no . . . more
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April 04, 2008 10:27 AM EDT --
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and
said, 'I've some bad news.
You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.'
The woman was shocked, . . . more
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January 19, 2008 01:29 PM EST --
A man who is an avid golfer finally gets a once-in-a-lifetime chance for an audience with the Pope. After standing in line for hours, he gets to the Pope and says, "Holiness, I have a question that . . . more
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July 09, 2008 10:29 AM EDT --
• Tech Support: "What version of the Mac OS are you using?"
Customer: "Word 6.0." • Tech Support: "What browser are you using, Netscape or Microsoft?"
Customer: . . . more
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February 26, 2008 09:09 AM EST --
HOW MANY ZEN BUDDHISTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
A: Three. One to change the light bulb, one NOT to change the lightbulb, and one to neither change nor not change . . . more
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March 06, 2008 12:02 AM EST --
There were these two priests who rode bikes to church every Sunday. Well one day one of the priests showed up to work without his bike. The other priest asked where his bike was so the first priest said, . . . more
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March 27, 2008 09:31 PM EDT --
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven.
While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting . . . more
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April 02, 2008 10:47 PM EDT --
The Chief Rabbi of Israel and the Pope are in a meeting in Rome. The Rabbi notices an unusually fancy phone on a side table in the Pope's private chambers. "What is that phone for?" he asks . . . more
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April 07, 2008 05:41 PM EDT --
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, l have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the . . . more
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April 10, 2008 02:56 PM EDT --
A golfer was having a tough day and in his frustration he blurted out, "I would give anything for a birdie on this hole."
A nearby stranger walked out of the woods beside the hole and whispered, . . . more
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May 04, 2008 12:46 AM EDT --
Once there was an old rich man who was afraid of dying and leaving all his wealth behind on earth. So, he took up the matter with God. He pleaded day and night to be able to take all his earthly possessions . . . more
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March 06, 2008 02:16 PM EST --
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little weight. "Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?" he asked "No, Father. Just a little gas," . . . more
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March 09, 2008 04:28 PM EDT --
A priest had lost his cock (Male hen) and didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next day he asked, "Has anybody got the cock?" All the men stood up.
"No! no! I mean has . . . more
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March 21, 2008 09:29 PM EDT --
God created the mule, and told him, "You will be mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years." . . . more
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March 25, 2008 01:13 AM EDT --
A blind man is sitting on a park bench. A rabbi sits down next to him. The rabbi is chomping on a piece of matzah. Taking pity on the blind man, he breaks off a piece and gives it to the blind man.
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March 27, 2008 08:49 PM EDT --
After hearing the story of Jonah at Sunday School, a little girl repeated the story at school on Monday.
Her teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even . . . more
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March 28, 2008 12:43 AM EDT --
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH
He went into his father's business
He lived at home until he was 33
He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God
More ...
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