Tag: funny
member name: ~*~Nina~*~ R.
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January 19, 2008 01:29 PM EST --
A man who is an avid golfer finally gets a once-in-a-lifetime chance for an audience with the Pope. After standing in line for hours, he gets to the Pope and says, "Holiness, I have a question that . . .
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January 31, 2008 05:15 PM EST --
A Baptist couple decide that they want to get a dog. As they are walking down the street in town, they notice that a sign in the pet shop is advertising "Christian Puppies." Their interest . . .
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February 11, 2008 11:01 AM EST --
A poor man walking in the forest feels close enough to God toask, "God, what is a million years to you?"
God replies, "My son, a million years to you is like asecond to . . .
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February 24, 2008 11:31 AM EST --
Ok, I am hooked to gather. I mean really hooked! Yesterday I was on all day! I only stopped to eat and go to the bathroom!
There are many times when I fall asleep with my laptop on my lap and my . . .
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February 25, 2008 10:32 AM EST --
My husband sent this to me in the email and I thought you guys would get a kick out of it!!
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big, burly, . . .
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March 15, 2008 04:25 PM EDT --
Two five-year-old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"
"I've been circumcised."
"What's that mean?" . . .
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March 02, 2008 02:12 PM EST --
A local priest and a pastor were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around before it's too late!" and showed it to each . . .
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March 19, 2008 02:24 AM EDT --
I got this in my email today, and wanted to share with you!
A wife came home just in time to find her husband In bed with another woman.
With super-human strength borne of fury,
She dragged . . .
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March 21, 2008 02:25 AM EDT --
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading the good old US of A, please be advised that henceforth . . .
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West . . .
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March 25, 2008 02:10 AM EDT --
A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it. God says no . . .
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April 04, 2008 10:27 AM EDT --
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and
said, 'I've some bad news.
You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.'
The woman was shocked, . . .
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February 19, 2008 12:13 AM EST --
The
Pastor's Ass
The pastorentered his donkey in a race and
it won.
The pastor wasso pleased with the donkey
that heentered . . .
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February 27, 2008 12:03 AM EST --
God says to Adam, "I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?"
Adam says, "Tell me the good news first."
God says, "I'm going . . .
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February 11, 2008 11:28 AM EST --
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you . . .
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February 12, 2008 12:29 PM EST --
Drunken Confession
A drunken man staggered in to a Catholic church and sat down in aconfession box, saying nothing.
The bewildered priest coughed to attract his attention, . . .
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February 14, 2008 06:40 AM EST --
An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with thelevel of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. Afterawhile, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, . . .
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February 14, 2008 06:51 AM EST --
A man goes to see his Rabbi.
"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talkto you about it."
The Rabbi asks, "What's wrong?" . . .
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February 14, 2008 09:42 AM EST --
- The Scouts are saving aluminumcans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripplechildren.
More ...- Low Self Esteem SupportGroup will meet Thursday . . .
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February 16, 2008 08:36 AM EST --
A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask."
The cats says, . . .
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February 18, 2008 10:53 AM EST --
A parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the twenty-fifth anniversary of his arrival in that parish. A leading local politician, who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation . . .
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