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member name: ~*~Nina~*~ R.
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February 29, 2008 05:13 PM EST --
There are days when I wake up and I'm not feeling horrible,but not great either. I'm unmotivated, but I get upset with myself because Ifeel as though I should be motivated! I go over all of the . . . more
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March 09, 2008 08:43 PM EDT --
I have written before about my mother-in-law who has stage IV stomach cancer.
My husband and I arrived in California this past Friday to visit, help and access the situation.
I was a bit nervous . . . more
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March 30, 2008 11:52 PM EDT --
Most of you know that I went to California to spend time with my mother-in-law, Merci, because she has stage IV Stomach cancer. I was also able to visit with my daughter and grandchildren. I was in California . . . more
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February 29, 2008 10:18 AM EST --
Paddy goes to confession and says to the priest, "Bless me father, for I have sinned. It's been three weeks since my last confession, and in that time I have committed the sin of adultery." . . . more
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March 02, 2008 02:12 PM EST --
A local priest and a pastor were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around before it's too late!" and showed it to each . . . more
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March 10, 2008 02:12 PM EDT --
I am so upset and stressed out! Most of you know what I'm going through at the moment. I started to post a joke this morning and discover that my previous joke was flagged!
Most of my friends . . . more
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March 14, 2008 08:52 PM EDT --
I have been doing some research on image protection, and I finally found something that I can afford!
http://www.protectmyimage.com/
The first 5 images are free. No obligation. Then you can buy . . . more
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March 15, 2008 04:25 PM EDT --
Two five-year-old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"
"I've been circumcised."
"What's that mean?" . . . more
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March 19, 2008 02:24 AM EDT --
I got this in my email today, and wanted to share with you!
A wife came home just in time to find her husband In bed with another woman.
With super-human strength borne of fury,
She dragged . . . more
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March 25, 2008 02:10 AM EDT --
A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it. God says no . . . more
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April 04, 2008 10:27 AM EDT --
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and
said, 'I've some bad news.
You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.'
The woman was shocked, . . . more
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February 27, 2008 11:50 AM EST --
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
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March 03, 2008 11:13 AM EST --
A husband and wife attend a small service at the local church one Sunday morning. The man was very moved by the preacher's sermon, so he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. "Reverend, that . . . more
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March 04, 2008 12:38 AM EST --
(I had this in my files...I have no idea where I got it!)
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot.
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March 06, 2008 12:02 AM EST --
There were these two priests who rode bikes to church every Sunday. Well one day one of the priests showed up to work without his bike. The other priest asked where his bike was so the first priest said, . . . more
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March 19, 2008 04:08 PM EDT --
Hello everyone,
Yesterday evening, I was sorting through my many emails, and I got my invitation for the cash option!! Can you believe it? I thought that maybe they forgot me, but they came through! . . . more
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March 21, 2008 02:25 AM EDT --
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading the good old US of A, please be advised that henceforth . . .
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West . . . more
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March 27, 2008 09:31 PM EDT --
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven.
While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting . . . more
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April 02, 2008 10:47 PM EDT --
The Chief Rabbi of Israel and the Pope are in a meeting in Rome. The Rabbi notices an unusually fancy phone on a side table in the Pope's private chambers. "What is that phone for?" he asks . . . more
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April 11, 2008 11:08 PM EDT --
When they ask, "Can I talk to you about God?" Reply, "Sure, what would you like to know?"
Answer the door with a bloody knife and say, "I'm sorry, could you come back . . . more
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